Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Life Lessons from EMS: Note to my Son

If, as a 30-something year-old, you find yourself in the company of a carload of women, who beat you up and dump you on the highway in the middle of a moonless night, DO NOT call your daddy asking for a ride after the EMTs show up.  Surrender your Man-Card to the EMTs and start walking.  Otherwise, it just makes you look weak to the medics.

That is all, carry on.

Disclaimer: Any apparent similarity to any real, perceived, or theoretical personis purely coincidental and the story outlined above may or may not have any validity or association with any real event.

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