Why it's great to be a guy...

Hat tip to the folks at Say I Do Forever.  Lots of good stuff over there!

1. We know stuff about tanks.
2. A five-day trip requires one suitcase.
3. We can open all our own jars.
4. We can go to the bathroom without a support group.
5. We can leave a motel bed unmade.
6. We can kill our own food.
7. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
8. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our friend.
9. Everything on our faces stays the original color.
10. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough…maybe too many.
11. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
12. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without thinking, “He must be mad at me.”
13. Same work–more pay.
14. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
15. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
16. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, we just might become lifelong friends.
17. Our pals will never trap us with: “So, notice anything different?”
18. We are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
19. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
20. The same hairstyle lasts for years–even decades.
21. We don’t have to shave below the neck.
22. A few belches are expected and tolerated.
23. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
24. We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
25. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and in 45 minutes